aobaslutygaki:

ALRIGHT NOW LISTEN UP.

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THIS BOY LOST ROCK PAPER SCISSORS 3 TIMES IN A ROW.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BET RIN IS A DUMMY AND ALWAYS DRAWS SCISSORS BECAUSE HE’S A SHARK AND HE’D TOTALLY DO THAT, SO SOUSUKE ALWAYS DRAWS PAPER SO RIN CAN WIN.

AND SOUSUKE IS JUST TO SHY TO ADMIT THAT HE WANTS TO SPOIL RIN LIKE THE PERFECT LITTLE SHARK PRINCESS HE IS.

I just started catching up with the new Free! episodes

I’ve already squeaked so much I’m breathless

I got as far “you’ve always preferred the bottom too”

I can’t

I am going to die of slash innuendos